I specialize in bird law.
"I’m sensing a witch! She wasn’t a tourist after all?!Or was she a witch tourist?”
how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.
Wow that’s so damn simple
"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”
" Pisces coming home from a party"
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee